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Tony607

Mon Feb 22 2010, 02:44PM

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Ø > This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and
> you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your
> way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear
> this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney

> > The DJs play a game where they award winners great
> prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs
> call someone at work and ask if they are married or
> seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
> answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet
> highly personal questions. The person is also asked to
> divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for
> verification If their partner answers those same three
> questions correctly, they both win the prize.

> > One particular game, however, several months ago made
> the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter

> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:

> > DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever
> heard of 'Mate Match'?'

> > Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

> > DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a
> trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First
> only please.'

> > Contestant: 'Brian.'

> > DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

> > Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am
> married.'

> > DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
> First only please.'

> > Brian: 'Sara.'

> > DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

> > Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

> > DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at
> work?'

> > Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

> > DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time
> you had sex?'

> > Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

> > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well..'

> > DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

> > Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

> > DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one
> would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at
> stake.'

> > Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

> > DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex
> at 8 o'clock this morning?

> > Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

> > DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it
> at?'

> > Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her
> mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'

> > DJ: 'Uh huh...'

> > Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
> at the time.'

> > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

> > Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

> > DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than
> the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I
> will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and
> call her up.

> > [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

> > DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall
> we?'Ø
> > (Touch tones.....ringing....)

> > Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

> > DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

> > Clerk: 'This is she.'

> > DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on
> the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a
> couple of hours now.'

> > Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

> > DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
> Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.
> Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
> Match'?'

> > Sarah: 'No.'

> > DJ: 'Good!'

> > Brian: (laughing)

> > Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up
> to?'

> > Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions
> honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'

> > DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
> questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers,
> then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5
> days on us.

> > Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

> > DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex,
> Sarah?'

> > Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
> Brian went to work.'

> > DJ: 'What time?'

> > Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

> > DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it
> last?'

> > Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

> > DJ: 'Hmmmm That's close enough. I am sure she
> is trying to protect his manhood We've got one last
> question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to
> the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'

> > Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

> > DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

> > Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell
> them that did you?'

> > Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

> > DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'

> > Sarah: 'Well ...'

> > DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

> > Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'

> > They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he
was going to have a heart attack, he could not stop
laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of
the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor
traffic collisions

I plan to live forever.

So far so good.

Semper Fi

Mon Feb 22 2010, 03:27PM

Joined: Sun Nov 11 2007, 05:33PM
Posts: 2333

very funny lol, but here are a lot of videos of it,

For example
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fba_in-mijn-poep_fun

or

http://www.nieuwsblad.be/article/detail.aspx?articleid=GCK16VPFD

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The_Dude

Mon Feb 22 2010, 05:23PM

Joined: Sun Nov 04 2007, 07:50PM
Posts: 2054

hahaha great

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